The Big Big Charles Project began as a way to pass the time by broadcasting false news regarding whatever subject we deemed important at the time. Our first station was equiped with a short range AM transmitter and a modified PA system. Since then we have grown into one of the largest communications conglomerates on the planet, with offices in the Americas, Europe and French Polynesia.
Our job it to provide our customers with the most accurate false data as quickly and reliably as possible. Our head news analyst, Director Shivets, is available via the BBC telecom service, linked in the menu above.
Our services are as follows:
- Standard Telenet Connection
- Digital Mail Service
- Telegram Service
- Full Access to the BBC Archives
For a full description of all services provided by the BBC, please refer to the "Ask Shivets" section of this website, and direct your question our lead analyst.
Our staff is currenly made up of three indiviuals:
Charles Q. Flem
CEO and interim janitor at the Big Big Charles, Mr. Flem in a noted felon and continues to embarrass the complany to this day. While not the most predictable fellow, he shows promise as a captain of tomorrow's communications industry.
Old Man Shivets
Mr. Shivets has been the lead analyst at the BBC since the very beginning, showing his value in being able to control (at times) Mr. Flem as well as prevent office fires (also caused by Mr. Flem). As lead analyst, he is responsible for the news briefs of each story that is run through our main news telehub. He literally holds the corporation together.